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Turning off Genres and Store Arrows in iTunes 8

September 10th, 2008
Posted in Cult of Steve, Geek

I don’t understand them. I used to categorise music into two genre-busing classifications: “bad” and “good”. However, after getting jiggy with some “bad” stuff, I’ve shifted the categorisations 90° to “interesting” and “boring”. I like the interesting stuff.

The new iTunes 8 eliminates the preference item for turning off that spooty genre browser. Luckily, Mr Paul Milson found the hidden preference item to turn it off again:

defaults write com.apple.itunes show-genre-when-browsing -bool FALSE

Copy and paste that into the Terminal, restart iTunes, and all will be well.

You can also turn off those iTunes Store arrow links with:

defaults write com.apple.itunes show-store-arrow-links -bool FALSE

All will be well again.

Notes on buying an iPhone

July 12th, 2008
Posted in Cult of Steve, Geek, Vegemite, Tim Tams and marsupials

As much as I’ve whined about Optus’ paltry data plans, they’re the best things going in this, the arse end of the world. Much of the buying public seems to agree. Vodafone and Telstra shops next door to the Optus shop I was at were pretty empty.

I am now an Optus customer. So far, I’ve been with Vodafone, AAPT, Vodafone again and now Optus. I also have a 3 MobileBroadband card.

I started a contract for a 16gb iPhone Friday afternoon. I would have been able to walk away with an 8gb model if I wanted to. The 16gb models sold out instantly in most Optus stores. A small number of stores still had 8gb models, but 16gb seemed to be sold out pretty much everywhere.

Big upside for Optus here. I think they’re gaining a lot of new activations because of their relatively aggressive iPhone plan pricing. In just talking with people in the shops, more than half of the people getting iPhones with Optus are churning from another provider. What’s more, their plans have a nice deal where you’re allowed free 5-minute calls to other mobile numbers within the same account. Because of this, I’m bringing the other two mobiles in my family along with us – they were prepaid on Vodafone, and now they will be on Optus caps. I don’t think I’m unique in this regard either.

As an aside, I learnt that a 3G USIM is backwards compatible with 2G phones. I put the new Optus USIM into my old Siemens S55, and it’s working fine. Reception in my house is better than Vodafone was (no surprise there).

Vodafone - say it ain’t so!

July 9th, 2008
Posted in Cult of Steve, Geek, Vegemite, Tim Tams and marsupials

Gizmondo Australia has some leaked Vodafone pricing and it’s horrible. Makes Optus look good.

How can you offer 5gb of data for $39 and charge more than four times that when the data is coming from a phone? As much as I ridiculed Optus, they might have won themselves a new customer.

Unless Telstra’s plans are reasonably priced.

(Hahahaha!)

One difference between Bill Gates and Steve Jobs

June 27th, 2008
Posted in Cult of Steve, Geek

There’s an old memo from billg making its rounds through the tubes lately, and it’s very interesting for a few reasons.

The first, and most obvious to me, is that Bill’s a computer use like everyone else. He can’t figure out some of the weirdnesses of Windows, he’s frustrated when technology doesn’t work the way it ought to. He gets annoyed when websites take too long to do something simple.

it is … like a puzzle that you get to solve. It told me to go to Windows Update and do a bunch of incantations.

and

Then it told me to reboot my machine. Why should I do that? I reboot every night — why should I reboot at that time?

The second, and more subtle, thing I noticed was his management style. He went through the steps to install software like any normal user would. Good. Any CEO worth their beans does that. “Don’t believe your own PR” and all that. He then put together a well-written rant about it and sent it to the appropriate managers. In the postscript, he’s quoted as saying that he considers it his job to do things like that. Again; good.

The problem here is that there doesn’t appear to be any followthrough whatsoever. The people to whom he sent the email have done nothing to fix the problems. While I’m sure they’ve gone and done a lot of interesting work, nothing they’ve done has solved the basic problems that Bill has outlined in his email. Windows Update is still slow, it still asks you to restart at weird times (to be fair, so does Apple’s Software Update). The Microsoft website is still incomprehensible. Add/Remove programs is a wasteland. Little, if anything, has changed here. This is five years later.

The difference here between Bill and Steve Jobs in this instance is that if Steve had to come to the point of writing an email like that, people would be losing their jobs. Where Bill fires off missives about user experience, Steve fires people who don’t measure up. Steve seems a much more hands-on leader. “Drinking the Kool-Aid”, or “experiencing the Reality Distortion Field”, or whatever you want to call it, is a very important element in creating a cohesive ecosystem of products and services. Steve’s got that, Bill doesn’t. Perhaps he did at one point, but certainly doesn’t now. And Ballmer? Don’t make me laugh.

Bill’s leaving Microsoft a few years too late. He should have left a short while after the release of XP, while they were still on top of their game, before Google and Apple were such confirmed threats to their business. Now, it just looks like he’s another rat jumping off a sinking ship. Fake Steve’s analogy of the three-legged race, in which two slow runners try to win a speed running race by tying themselves together by the ankle is apt. A few months ago, it seemed like Yahoo was the weaker runner. Now I’d say they’re equally screwed.

They’re coming!

June 6th, 2008
Posted in Cult of Steve

The WWDC keynote happens very early Tuesday morning, our time.

MacRumo(u)rs: Australian Resellers Receive Mysterious Boxes, Not to Open

Exclusive chance to own a piece of my computing history

May 11th, 2008
Posted in Cult of Steve

Yes, gentle reader, you have the change to own a piece of my very own computing history! The computer I used just before the one I’m using now is up for sale on eBay. It’s computer number 12 or 13 in the big list of computers I’ve owned – I tried to make an actual list just now, but there are some murky bits where I had two or three computers and can’t remember which ones came and went where and when and why… I’ve only got one now, and I’ve only had one for about six years now, when I got rid of my last desktop computer. I’ve got some favourites though (ahh.. Amiga 2000HD, Mac SE/30, PowerBook 2400…), but that’s another far geekier post for another far geekier time.

Apple’s PowerBook G4 series was a very good line of computers, starting with the very first one, the Titanium G4, when the introduced the (still current) Pro laptop design language (my girlfriend-at-the-time Hilary had one, and boy was I jealous!). Feature for feature, those things really packed a whallop. Internal modems! Don’t see those much anymore. Reminds me of when the iMacs came out and they didn’t have floppy drives. Everyone freaked out, then realised that no one had really used a floppy disk for years. I don’t think I even owned any at that time. I know for a fact that I’ve never used the modem in my PowerBook G4, and I’ve never missed it in this MacBook Pro. I couldn’t live without my mobile broadband card though.

VodiPhone

May 6th, 2008
Posted in Cult of Steve, Geek, Vegemite, Tim Tams and marsupials

Huh? What? Hello? Vodafone? iPhone! Australia? Yes! 3G? Dunno. What? Where did this story come from? What about all the SingTel/Optus rumours? The dark horse, the Vodahorse comes out from, well, the darkness, and announces that they’re some kind of wild worldwide partner. It won’t be for the existing iPhone, because Voda’s networks in most of those ten countries doesn’t support EVDO. It’s going to have to be a 3G unit, at least in Australia. When? Dunno. No one’s saying. But damn right I signed up. I’m with Voda already, and I was planning to use my unlocked 3G iPhone, bought from wherever, on their network anyway.

So what does this mean for an unlocked 3G iPhone? Will it happen, or will Apple continue with their not-so-successful program of locking the phone to a certain network? I’m hoping they’ll do what every other mobile company does, and that is provide locking as an option to the network reseller, but make unlocking a relatively painless process that won’t be destroyed whenever a software upgrade comes down the spout.

Fake Steve on the Microhoo merger

February 4th, 2008
Posted in Cult of Steve, Geek

As usual, Fake Steve hits the nail on the head with regards to the Microsoft-Yahoo deal. Here’s the money quote:

It’s like taking the two guys who finished second and third in a 100-yard dash and tying their legs together and asking for a rematch, believing that now they’ll run faster. Here’s the weird thing: I first heard that line about the 100-yard dash from Ballmer himself, maybe a decade ago.

This move casts the industry in a new light. It’s confirmed now: it’s all about Google. Microsoft, like IBM before it, has officially started to fade from relevance.

Leopard Easter Egg

October 26th, 2007
Posted in Cult of Steve, Funny, Geek

Cars cars cars, yes, dear reader, a geek is still writing these articles. Once the car is in our possession, I’ll continue the regular output of geekery and humour.

But wait. Here’s one.

On Apple’s new MacOS 10.5, there’s a feature ripped from iTunes called “cover flow”. You can flip through previews and (enormous) icons of your files. Also in 10.5 are super-mega-wowie-high-res icons of all Apple-provided programs. For example, you can actually read the text on the TextEdit icon. The Address Book icon has a lovely faux-leather texture to it. Very classy. But here’s the best bit. The icons that represent networked Windows machines are beige monitors displaying the Blue Screen Of Death. Hah!

BSOD

(Windows Vista SP1 will counter by displaying networked Macs as spinning beachballs…)

What’s your problem, FileMaker?

October 22nd, 2007
Posted in Cult of Steve

I’m so glad I don’t have to deal with these morons anymore. I used to be up to my neck in FileMaker, as my old company hosted FileMaker databases for various clients. I grew to really, really dislike their software.

So anyway, there’s a notice on their website about Apple’s forthcoming OS release, commonly called “Leopard”. Apparently, they’re not recommending people use FileMaker with Leopard, because it won’t work very well. Ummm, guys, it’s not like this Leopard thing was such a surprise. Apple – your parent company – has been talking about it for quite a while now. It’s even been delayed a while, giving you some extra time to get things working. Perhaps you’re not ADC members? Maybe give the people at Mozilla a ring – they managed to release a Leopard compatibility update the other day. They might be able to send you over a copy of the developer tools DVD. Just a thought.

PS The headline is taken from the funniest slogan ever. For a brief while, FileMaker Inc’s slogan was “What’s your problem. FileMaker”. I loved that, because at the time, FileMaker was my problem. (“What’s your problem?” “FileMaker!”) But, as I’m sure you can see, gentle reader, the slogan can be punctuated in all kinds of different and interesting ways.