- How Lady Di, er, died.
Thursday 8 January 2004
So, King Harrod killed Jesus and then the Merovingian-led lizard people in unholy alliance with Prince Charles, MI5 and French paparazzi terminated the Queen of Hearts in order to provoke nuclear war and prevent Mohammed Al Fayed getting a British passport.
- Badgerbadgerbadgerbadger
Thursday 8 January 2004
Definitely part of the “trash” side of “Culture & Trash”. This silly Flash thing teeters on the edge of being either silly or annoying.
- Wanna buy an iBook?
Wednesday 7 January 2004
A friend of mine is selling a 12" dual-USB iBook. G3, 500MHz, 640mb RAM.
- Bangers and mash
Tuesday 6 January 2004
Due to an unexpected random cold snap here in tropical Melbn, I felt the urge for some comfort food.
- Friday five: Looking forward
Saturday 3 January 2004
This is a kind of crap set of questions this time, mostly because I try not to expect much.
- More proof that Russell Crowe’s an idiot
Sunday 28 December 2003
I normally shy away from celebrity talk here, but this is too good to pass up.
- Friday five: Year-end wrapup
Saturday 27 December 2003
\<!\[CDATA **1\. What was your biggest accomplishment this year?** Taking my debt from nearly $40,000 to just under $10,000, while simultaneously establishing myself on the other side of the planet.
- Friday five: Couch potato
Saturday 20 December 2003
\<!\[CDATA **1\. List your five favorite beverages.** Hmmm. This is a tricky one.
- The historical future of the Internet
Friday 19 December 2003
\<!\[CDATA *The Register* does it again. The article starts out as being [an announcement that Google will google books](http://www.
- To catty for Zagat
Friday 19 December 2003
The [Zagat](http://www.zagat.com/) are “indispensable” guides to the best “fooderies in town”, and feature mini-reviews “pieced together” from the quotes of “actual punters”, “smattered with quotes”, much like this “heap of words”.