Cardboard computer

My friend Pat Griffin built [cardboard computer](http://www.backwardsfish.com/japan/cardboard.html)  – although “built” might not be the right word. “Taped together” perhaps. So much for Japan being a groovy high-tech place.

He’s in Japan for a year or so, teaching English in a small town somewhere near Hiroshima. He took his old 12" G4 Powerbook with him, as well as a disassembled Celeron PC. He found a good cardboard box and put it all back together again. Two snaps up!

Wow. I haven’t said “two snaps up” in a long time. I think it was from the gay movie critics on “In Living Color” (because it was an American show, they misspell “colour”).

There was someone at the office a few weeks ago who had a crush on me. I dropped hints that I was gay, and she went away. Now there’s another one. Problem is, she’s 4 stubbies short of a 6-pack, and wouldn’t know a hint if it stuck a dildo up her ass. So I have to come up with a new strategy.