Seven deadly sins

I swiped this from [Terrarium](http://terrarium.blogspot.com/)  and I don’t know where she got it. ***Wrath*****Who did you last get angry with?** 

Shaun, a guy at work.

What is your weapon of choice? Wit and sarcasm. Very subtle…

Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? No.

How about of the same sex? No. I’m not big on hitting.

Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Probably Cori, my ex-girlfriend.

What is your pet peeve? Stupid people – ie, people who don’t care to learn.

Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I won’t deny that I play favourites, but I don’t hold grudges.

SlothWhat is one thing you’re supposed to do daily that you haven’t done in a long time?

Floss.

What is the latest you’ve ever woken up? 5pm, after staying up all night playing “Driver” with Hilary, my girlfriend at the time. Only time I’d ever stayed up all night with a video game. Certainly out of character for both of us.

Name a person you’ve been meaning to contact, but haven’t? Tim Wong, my best friend in elementary school. I’ve tried, kinda, but have you ever done a Google search for Tim Wong?

What is the last lame excuse you made? Something about having to work…

Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones…)? Nope.

When was the last time you got a good workout in? Last weekend.

How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? I don’t hit the snooze button. RRR wakes me up with some music and then they read the front covers of the newspapers. If it’s boring, I turn off the radio and get up.

GluttonyWhat is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?

I don’t really buy that kind of thing. The only expensive beverages I buy would be Guinness and hot chocolate. But not together.

Meat eater? And loving it.

What is the greatest amount of alcohol you’ve had in one sitting/outing/event? Oy. I can’t remember. A few months ago, I had at least 10 pints of Guinness plus various shots and stuff. My goodbye party in Vancouver was called The Last Chance to Buy Jurgen a Drink Party so I drank a lot there. Probably 8 pints of Guinness and 8 shots of whiskey.

Have you ever used a professional diet company? No. I’m thin.

Do you have an issue with your weight? No. I’m thin.

Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Depends what mood I’m in. They’re all good.

Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, “LUNCH!”? Um, no.

LustHow many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?

Probably 30 or so.

How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family? ) Probably lots. In Vancouver, I’d walk around my apartment naked most of the time. Can’t really do that here, for fear of freaking out the flatmate. Close up though, probably around 25?

Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? I’m a guy.

Have you “done it”? Yes.

What is your favourite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Legs, butts. I completely don’t understand the appeal of mermaids.

Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Yes. There was one on the corner that I would walk by every day. After a few times of asking, she stopped, and we chatted like normal human beings while I waited for the light to change. I hope she’s okay.

Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? Yes.

GreedHow many credit cards do you own?

I used to have 3, but now I have 0.

What’s your guilty pleasure store? There’s a sweet shop on Chapel close to my office. They know me by name there now.

If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Get myself out of debt, give some of it away, invest in a flat in Vancouver and in Hobart. Keep working.

Would you rather be rich, or famous? Rich.

Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Already made that choice. The answer was no, and still will be.

Have you ever stolen anything? Nothing tangible.

How many MP3s are on your hard drive? Around 22,000. Over 21,000 in iTunes, and another 1000 scattered about. The non-iTunes ones are generally old radio programs from the 30s-50s, like The Shadow and Richard Diamond etc etc.

PrideWhat one thing have you done that you’re most proud of?

Learnt to say “no”.

What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? Become (fiercely) independent?

What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Live peacefully and happily. Help others do the same.

Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Not really.

Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? I don’t much get into “contests of skill”.

Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Not that I remember.

What did you do today that you’re proud of? I finished this damn thing.

EnvyWhat item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?

Sean’s got a 12-inch PowerBook G4 and a new iPod.

Who would you want to go on “Trading Spaces” with? I’m assuming that’s a TV show where you swap spaces with people. I think I’d pick Michael Jackson or Larry Ellison, because their personal environments seem so museum-like and controlled.

If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? I’m having a hard enough time being me. Maybe it would be interesting to be Paris Hilton.

Have you ever been cheated on? Not that I know of.

Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? It’s not like I have very much anyway, but sometimes I wish I had no body hair.

What in-born trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Memory.

Do you wish you’d come up with this survey? Not really. People would steal it without attribution, and that would bother me.