Two Aussies in Greece

An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands. He walks into a bar and Jill (the Australian Barmaid) takes his order, anything-but-Foster’s, and notices his accent. Over the course of the night they get to know each other quite well. At the end of Jill’s shift he asks her if she wants to come back to his place and have sex with him. Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 for sex. Jill is travelling the world and because she is short of funds she agrees.

The next night the guy turns up again, orders a beer and after showing her plenty of attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep with him again for $200. Jill remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree. This goes on for 5 nights.

On the 6th night the guy comes in, orders a beer and sits in the corner. Jill thinks that may be she should pay him more attention and may be she can then shake some more cash out of him again. So she goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he’s from in Australia and he tells her Melbourne.

“So am I… What suburb in Melbourne?”

“Glen Iris” he replies.

“That’s amazing…” she says, “…so am I – what Street?”

“Cameo Street” he replies.

“This is unbelievable…” she says, “… what number?”

He says “Number 20” and she is totally astonished.

“You are not going to believe this but I’m from Number 22 and my parents still live there!”

“I know…” he says, “…your Father gave me $1,000 to give to you.”

Thanks to Hergy the giant floating head for this one. _[Edit 2004-06-28: Due to spam volume, I’ve closed the comments for this particular article. I apologise for the inconvenience.]