Would all my friends kindly stop getting pregnant please?

It’s nearly complete. Almost every one of my coupled friends who are around my age are pregnant or have a recent kid. I’m getting paranoid that it might be my fault, since none of these couples know any of the other couples, and only two of them are even in the same city.

If you know me, and you’re sexually active, be very very careful with your partner. If this sudden burst of children is my fault, I don’t want to cause any more. I feel a bit like little Amélie with her camera.

On the other hand, if you don’t know me and you and your partner want a kid – send me an email. Perhaps I can help.