To catty for Zagat

The [Zagat](http://www.zagat.com/)  are “indispensable” guides to the best “fooderies in town”, and feature mini-reviews “pieced together” from the quotes of “actual punters”, “smattered with quotes”, much like this “heap of words”.

Some of my words were published in the Vancouver Zagat. Ooooohhh. You may have noticed, gentle reader, that I can be catty at times.

Anyway, Zagat had published phrases that didn’t quite make the cut. My favourite “‘Breaking bread’ should not mean you have to use the side of the table.”