Evil attack squirrel of death!
This one is for [Kirsten.](http://www.kirstenmaguire.com/) > Now picture a large man on a huge black and chrome cruiser, dressed in jeans, a slightly squirrel torn t-shirt, and only one leather glove roaring at maybe 70mph and rapidly accelerating down a quiet residential street
on one wheel and with a demonic squirrel on his back. The man and the squirrel are both screaming bloody murder.