Kalashnikov MP3 player
Witness the benefits of using a girl in a bikini to sell your product. Especially when it’s an MP3 player disguised as a gun, and you’re a funny-looking guy (see second set of pictures).
My favourite line is “Meanwhile, if you already own other HDD-MP3 Jukebox … you can buy just a belt-pouch (without a player or a girl).”