Big Brother election house

I had a brilliant idea the other night, when talking with some mates about the [election](http://www.abc.net.au/elections/federal/2004/default.htm)  and [reality TV.](http://bigbrother.ten.com.au/)  Gather a dozen or so Prime Minister hopefuls and put them in a house in a [Queensland amusement park.](http://www.dreamworld.com.au/)  Televise it, use the standard Big Brother model. Get the house people to do chores: [eyebrow clipping,](http://www.zipworld.com.au/~rocket/unofficial/howard.htm)  mini-debates, cleaning toilets, conserving water… Introduce some interesting plot elements to rile them up a bit: a terrorist scare in the house to get them [alert not alarmed,](http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/06/29/1056825279048.html)  some kind of medical emergency, budget problems… Make sure to film them fighting with each other and all the standard gossip and backstabbing – but these people are professionals at it, so that will make for [great TV.](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108755/) 

Every week, vote someone out of the house on national TV. Invite Pauline Hanson to host. The last person left in the house wins a Holden and becomes Prime Minister.