Laptops as male birth control

Researchers at the State University of New York have made some interesting findings about the effects laptop use among males. While most media has put a slightly different spin on the findings, I’m thinking this is a pretty good method of birth control. Not only does a male geek’s obsession with his laptop make him less desirable to potential mates, therefore less likely to actually have sex, laptops also nuke the make geek’s sperm, resulting in lower fertility.

Plus, as expensive as they are, they’re still cheaper than actual children.