Stop the presses! Sixteenth century celebrity gossip!

Screw Brad and Jennifer to the sticking place. The Bard probably had syphilis. I’m sure this rocks your world as much as it does mine, gentle reader. Miss Eisner, my 11th and 12th year English teacher, is probably aghast.

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