Bird on head equals bogan!

I keep tabs on you, gentle reader, yes I do. Not often though, because that leads to obsession, and I’m not interested in yet another one of those.

I was looking through the visitor stats for the jurgen dot ca digital empire, and came upon one site who has, out of nowhere, suddenly produced quite a lot of visitors (mostly spam-bots, from what I could tell). My natural curiosity was aroused, especially because the name of the site sounded a bit like a gay pr0n site. According to the URL, it’s called “nadstown”, and “nads”, being slang for “testicles”, could explain why I’ve been banned from being browsed at libraries across the Melbn area. Why is a pr0n site linking to me?

So I went looking. Turns out it’s not a pr0n site after all, just another damn blog. There’s no search engine there, so I had to plod through the indexes until I found the entry in question. Apparently, according to this person who suspects she was once Cleopatra, having a bird on one’s head makes one a “raging bogan”. And here I thought Melbn had the Australian wanker market cornered. Quick! Alert the authorities! There’s at least one in Sydney too!

Anyway, if I’d been more vigilant with my checking-of-the-blog-logs, I would have noticed this earlier, and replaced the image with something more suitable. Like the blue-footed boobie. Great. You made me say “boobie”. Now I’ll get blacklisted for sure. Instead of that, I’ll just write something snarky about ol’Nads, and see what happens. Gotta love this blogger sniping. At least it got me writing again.