Despot or Sexpot?

In the fine tradition of [Gay or Eurotrash,](http://www.blairmag.com/blair3/gaydar/euro.html)  someone went and noticed that despots and sexpots tend to wear moustaches. So do I, although I don’t think I’d fall into either of those categories. At least professionally. Anyway, they put together this lovely site called [Despot or Sexpot.](http://www.blogjam.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/despot_or_sexpot/)  Notice: Make sure to turn up your volume really frikkin loud before clicking on that link. 

Notice 2: This will get me banned from even more public libraries.