Protect your banana!

No really. Your **banana** 

. Get your mind out of the gutter, I know what you’re thinking. Well, at least I know what I was thinking.

A Vancouver-based company has created a hard plastic cover for preventing bruising to bananas during transport. Or at least they’ve created a website saying they’ve created a banana guard. Next thing they need to work on is an alarm that goes off when a pear is ripe. Those things are so sneaky.