Adventures of the 30,000 volt jacket

Attention all Warrnamboolian-… er, Warrnamburger- … um … Warrnambooler- … aw … Attention everyone from Warrnambool! There’s a dangerous jacket in your town! Run for your lives! This jacket, made out of 100% synthetic fibres, has been proven to release large amounts of static electricity, according to a recent story in the intercontinental jacket-watching journal The Register .

(With a bonus quote from Dr Karl!)