The best excuse yet

For all those times you’re caught with your pants down, enjoying yourself a little **too**  much while riding a ferris wheel with two guys and a video camera, just remember this [handy little excuse:](http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/09/27/oktoberfest_outrage/)  >  \[We’re] engaged in a sociological experiment to measure public responses to unexpected behaviour. 

Write it on the back of your hand or something.