What is VOIP?

In my role as guru of all things with buttons and wires, I’m frequently called upon to demystify certain technologies and buzzwords. Today, for your edification, gentle reader, I present a concise and simple definition of *Voice Over IP*  .

It’s when you’re at a urinal and you’re having a chat with a mate.

If your mate stops peeing before you, a different protocol needs to be activated, called Voice Over You Pee . Generally, the handover between these two protocols is seamless, except if one or both of the pee’ers is drunk, in which case, there may be a damp leg or two involved.