Conservative Cabinet Revealed

If you are in Australia, gentle reader (or pretty much any other country except Canada), you are most likely unaware that Canada is about to go to the polls to elect yet another minority government that no one cares about. Judging by the reports I’m hearing that say that most people don’t really like **any**  politicians, this will be a record-setting election for the “alternative” political parties. It’s a pity the [Rhinoceros Party of Canada](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhinoceros_Party_of_Canada)  isn’t around anymore, they would absolutely clean up this time.

In a foolish attempt to garner even a tiny smidge of public interest, the muck-raking has been really fantastic this time around. This, of course, is backfiring big time, as it makes everyone dislike politicians even more. The only people benefiting from this election farce are political comedians like Rick Mercer . He put together his dream cabinet of people he thinks would be really good at their jobs running various bits of Canada.

Honestly Rick, isn’t this just a political comedian make-work scheme? A cabinet like this will guarantee you material for years and years.