The best of jurgen’s spam, volume 3
\<!\[CDATA *Even after my rant on spam, I do still get amused by the better examples of the art form. Like this one. For advertising in Minsk newspapers. All things being equal, I much prefer this to standard penis enlargement or Nigerian scam spam.* Dear Sirs,
The Byelorussian advertising agency [insert evil spammer name here] has pleasure to offer you promote your business in the Byelorussian press. You are welcome to participation in a project Japanese Business at the Byelorussian Market. The project has been carried out by the advertising agency International Club since January 2003. We are happy to offer reduced by half advertising rates.
Special prices for your advertising are now available to:
1) The newspaper Vecherny Minsk (Evening Minsk)
– the most popular newspaper of the Minsk city.
— Circulation: 31235 copies
— Color: b/w
— Distribution area: The Republic of Belarus
— Price per 1 cm2 : b/w – $1,3;
— Minimal size: 10 cm2 (4,5cm x 2,2cm)
— Maximal size: 2106 cm2 (39,0 cm x 54,0 cm)
— Publication date: May 5, 2006.
— Deadline of providing the advertising materials: April 28, 2006.
2) The newspaper Republic
– the most wide-read government newspaper, aimed at businessmen and official quarts.
— Circulation: 55959 copies
— Color: full-color
— Distribution area: The Republic of Belarus
— Price per 1 cm2 : full-color – $2,0
— Minimal size: 10 cm2 (4,5 cm x 2,2 cm) )
— Maximal size: 2106 cm2 (39,0 cm x 54,0 cm)
— Publication date: May 13, 2006.
— Deadline of providing the advertising materials: April 28, 2006.
3) The newspaper Zvyazda (Star)
– the oldest newspaper of Belarus, widely read through the Byelorussian regions.
— Circulation: 42103 copies
— Color: full-color
— Distribution area: The Republic of Belarus
— Price per 1 cm2 : full-color – $2,0
— Minimal size: 10 cm2 (4,5 cm x 2,2 cm) )
— Maximal size: 2106 cm2 (39,0 cm x 54,0 cm)
— Publication date: May 13, 2006.
— Deadline of providing the advertising materials: April 28, 2006.
4) The newspaper Narodnaya GazetApril (People’s newspaper)
— the authoritative republican newspaper that finds its popularity in the business circles.
— Circulation: 26119 copies
— Color: full-color
— Distribution area: The Republic of Belarus
— Price per 1 cm2 : full-color – $2,0
— Minimal size: 10 cm2 (4,5 cm x 2,2 cm) )
— Maximal size: 2106 cm2 (39,0 cm x 54,0 cm)
— Publication date: May 13, 2006.
— Deadline of providing the advertising materials: April 28, 2006.
If you have any questions concerning the special edition, please, feel free to contact our advertising agency International Club.
Tel./fax: (+375-17) 288-xx-xx, 288-xx-x
E-mail: iclub@xx.xx.by
With best regards,
xx xx
General manager
Advertising agency xx xx
xx, Republic of Belarus
Minsk, xx Ave, xx.
PS: Your e-mail address has been taken from public open sources. We beg your pardon if this message caused some inconvenience to you. You can stop receiving letters by replying this letter with the subject “delete”. If you have “indirect” e-mail addresses which forward messages to your real e-mail addresses, please inform us about it for your own convenience.
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