Good spam

Because I’m active on some voice-over-IP mailing lists, my spam profile is skewed somewhat in the VOIP direction. Every few days one or two slips through my spam filter. Normally I just chuck ‘em, but the opening sentence of today’s one really caught my eye:

I have a great offer for all the New & old VOIP Company who are looking to mortify his business & setup a complete telecom service.

Yeah, baby. I want to mortify my business. I’ll be getting back to this guy right away.

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