Is this meant to be some kind of joke?

You’ve got to be kidding. Wow. Knock me over. A bank that’s open until 5pm. How about a **useful**  time like 6pm, guys? You’re doing okay with the opening\-branches\-in\-Victoria thing, but really. Trumpeting the fact that you’re open until 5pm only makes you sound like you’re begging for someone to pat you on the head and say “nice dragon”.