Oh, Lizzy…

Elizabeth Taylor [denies she’s unhealthy](http://news.independent.co.uk/media/article622797.ece)  by asking the (hopefully rhetorical) question “do I look like I’m dying?”. While I could probably produce some pictures that would answer that question, I’ll instead reprint one of my favourite quotes, by exquisite star of stage and screen [Divine](http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0001145/)  >  All my life I wanted to look like Elizabeth Taylor. Now Elizabeth Taylor looks like me. 

Brilliant.

And be sure to check out that article linked above. It briefly covers what Lizzy has to say about her friend Michael Jackson’s recent legal troubles:

She said that she had been with him when he was in bed with his nephews. “There was nothing abnormal about it,” she said. “There was no touchy, feely thing going on.”

Nothing abnormal except perhaps that there were kids in a bed with Michael Jackson and Elizabeth Taylor. Yikes.