Beaver trapping
Today, the [CBC](http://www.cbc.ca/bc/) had these [two](http://www.cbc.ca/canada/british-columbia/story/2006/08/28/bc-same-sex.html) [stories](http://www.cbc.ca/canada/british-columbia/story/2006/08/28/bc-beavers.html) linked right next to each other on their BC News page.
Go ahead, make up your own joke.