Beaver trapping

Today, the [CBC](http://www.cbc.ca/bc/)  had these [two](http://www.cbc.ca/canada/british-columbia/story/2006/08/28/bc-same-sex.html) [stories](http://www.cbc.ca/canada/british-columbia/story/2006/08/28/bc-beavers.html)  linked right next to each other on their BC News page. 

Go ahead, make up your own joke.