Not bum-hole

This actually happened. Names have been changed to protect the embarassed.

The other week Dingus had a pencil stuck in his butt cheek (not bum hole) he fell off his bed when speaking to a friend on the phone and the pencil somehow stabbed him in the butt, he called me and I wasn’t sure what to do so I called Pinko.  He wasn’t in any pain but was starting to feel like he was going to faint, so we told him to lie down on the floor. Pinko said he would pull it out, I wasn’t too keen on the idea, but he had expierence of doing it on the job sites when he was carpentry.  So I was holding Dingus’s hand and Pinko went to pull out the pencil but it didn’t come out, on the third attempt mind you pulling as hard as he could the pencil came out.  It was in 8cm and was hard to get out because the muscles and contracted tight around the pencil. The tip of the pencil wasn’t there and Pinko couldn’t remember if it had a tip or not, so we rang the hospital to see if we needed to bring him down.  As there is no lead in pencils anymore they said not to worry and just to watch for infection.  There was hardly any blood and he wasn’t in much pain so over the next week we dosed him up on Astragalus (a natural medicine) which helps build the immune system and fight off infection.  All is looking good and no infection. Certainly don’t want to experience anything like that again in a hurry, was a bit freaky.