Like a greased pig

More news from the land of the free and the home of the weird. In this case, it was the headline at El Reg that caught my RSS-skimming eye: School tasers naked, oil-smeared student . Now, as far as I’m concerned, you probably can’t get a much better headline than that. Go read the story, there’s nothing I can say here that can top that.

Except maybe “soooooeeeeee pig!”