Daddy Cool: The Musical

I should have known better. It’s a musical by Frank Farian, the same bloke that inflicted Boney M and Milli Vanilli on us. He didn’t bother writing anything new, so the musical is just a mess of songs by Boney M, Milli Vanilli, La Bouche, Le Click and Les Miserables. I made the last one up. These songs are very very tied together with a “story” that is Shakespearean in its proportions. Not because it’s any good, but because it was ripped off wholesale from *Romeo and Juliet*  . 

The only thing stopping me from clawing out my ears in an effort to save my brain is sheer willpower to save you, gentle reader, from this fate. It’s incredibly bad. Insanely awful. It’s boring, irrelevant, poorly sung, poorly acted and the world would probably be a better place if someone had simply said “no”. I would turn it off, but my brain is squashed up in the middle of my head (to get as far away from the noise as possible), and fine motor control is impossible. I can only hope the noise stops before I have to go to the toilet.

Do not buy this music. Do not go see it, if it ever disgraces your town with its presence. Buying it from shops for the express purpose of destroying it might be a justifiable expense. Run far far away.