I’m on a Mac, you horrid little thing

I’m on a Mac, you horrid little thing
What is this? A pathname? You horrid piece of bloated, tasteless, lowest\-common\-denominator, un\-Mac\-like, cross\-platform\-for\-the\-beancounters, waste of space, not worth the CD it came on, messy shitware.  I’m using a Mac. Why are you asking me about a pathname? I hurt you in your BODICE, Dreamweaver! 
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