Inside Steve Jobs' abandoned Jackling mansion
via appleinsider.com
Background: Steve Jobs wants to knock down a huge historic mansion, called Jackling House. It’s a Spanish Colonial thing, and he thinks it’s really ugly. Local preservationists oppose this, saying it’s an important piece, and one of the few of its kind that remain. I’m not getting into that particular argument, but I post this here for one reason:
IT HAS AN EVIL-GENIUS PIPE ORGAN IN IT!
Can’t you just see it? A thunderstorm, a power outage, Steve Jobs on the pipe organ, playing something scary and loud, pumping the organ with his feet. “No, Mister Ballmer, I expect you to DIE! MOUHAHAHahahahaha!”. Steve’s eye twitches, just slightly.