Bing!

Alright guys, we’ve got to make an ad for Microsoft’s new search engine. Yes, I know the name sucks but that wasn’t our call! Remember, that was the PR firm that came up with that one. I know it reminds you of that guy from “Groundhog Day”, but we have to focus. Deadline approaches! 

We need to beat the G word somehow, make it appeal to the kids. That’s how to get market share. Look at MSN! The kids, they love MSN! Facebook? What’s that? No, the kids love MSN, always have. It’s because it’s edgy! Cool!

What are the kids into these days? Is that rap-music still popular? Can we get Iced Tea to sing something? No? Too edgy? Alright, move on.

Cats playing pianos? Oh be serious. You Toob? Umm… Vampires? Really? Like, what, Dracula? The kids think vampires are cool? Now there’s a bandwagon we can jump on.