Does your dog bite?

Clouseau> :> > > > Hotel Clerk> :> No.> > > Clouseau> :> [> bowing down to pet the dog > ] Nice doggie.> > > [> Dog barks and bites Clouseau in the hand > ]> > > Clouseau> :> I thought you said your dog did not bite!> > > Hotel Clerk> :> That is not my dog.

via imdb.com

I had occasion to look up a quote from “The Pink Panther Strikes Again” this morning. Seeing some of these other quotes, I was reminded of seeing the film for the first time, and absolutely pissing my little-kid pants, actually ROFLing, and having to rewind the videotape a few times because I missed the gags for laughing too much. Brilliant stuff.