Swedish cops free boozy moose from tree
Swedish police were called to the aid of a pissed-up elk after it chomped on fermenting apples and became trapped in a tree that had been doubling up as its free bar.
I know Bullwinkle’s a moose, not an elk, but I can’t help picturing him half-stuck in a tree, with Rocky standing on the ground next to him, arms crossed, telling him off.