Dearest creature in creation, study English pronunciation
If you can correctly pronounce every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.
It’s a well-put-together (if slightly long) exposé of the idiosyncratic nature of English. Fun to read.
Ta for the link, Mig.